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Good morning, happy Friday, and welcome to the Weekend Coffee Share, hosted by Natalie the Explorer<\/a> (whose pics are always gorgeous, but this week’s are *incredible*). I’m going to kick off this week’s post with: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Writing news<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

A couple of weeks ago<\/a>, I was grousing about my lack of writing news. I had several pieces on submission plus a pending application to a writing retreat, and I was getting just a tad impatient (if you consider refreshing GMail every 1.3 seconds, “a tad impatient”). Well, I still have a bunch of things pending, but:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

My Christmas horror story got accepted!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

It will be published in the 2021 Deathlehem<\/em> anthology, which should come out right around Christmas. Fear not, I’ll make an announcement here on the blog when it’s out (by which I mean, I’ll have a pinned post with a giant picture of the cover and at least three exclamation points in the headline and four or five more in the post. The word, “squee,” will also be used, almost certainly in all caps.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In the meantime, if you like holiday horror, you might want to check out previous volumes. Great stuff!<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n

I’m still waiting to hear about another short story, a short nonfiction piece, and my writing retreat application, so I’m still refreshing GMail every 1.3 seconds. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Life news<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Last week<\/a> I wrote about the return of my holiday spirit after a several-year, grief-induced hiatus. This week, I’m happy to report that my holiday spirit endureth. Our Christmas tree is up, and I have a bizarre urge to decorate anything that will stand still long enough. Long-Suffering Husband is afraid to fall asleep, lest he wake up covered in tinsel and twinkle lights. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I mean, look at all this holiday cheer! And yeah, the noir one might make a good illustration for Deathlehem<\/em>. I’m pretty sure Krampus is right outside one of those windows.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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The weekly funnies<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

For this week’s funnies, we have actual pictures of actual things seen here in actual Tucson. As Dave Barry<\/a> says, I am not making these up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

First, someone decided to chalk the Pythagorean Theorem on a streetlight post in the Albertson’s parking lot. Someone is taking the slogan, “Keep Tucson Weird,” a little too literally.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Next up (and from the same Albertson’s parking lot, though on a different day), we have this gem on the back of a car window. I have to admit, I admire the sentiment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Another back-of-window sentiment, this one for sale in a local hardware store:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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This being Arizona, I’d expect to see it on the back of a white Ford F-150 pickup alongside an NRA sticker and a reference to cold, dead hands (If you aren’t from the USA and don’t understand this reference, add that fact to your daily prayers of thanksgiving\/gratitude journal). <\/p>\n\n\n\n

And finally, from Tucson’s WTF Department, I bring you this real, actual real estate sign we saw last weekend:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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First, notice the “Not Haunted,” is in a Halloween-ish font–and it’s an actual sign, which suggests they use it regularly. Second, the sign was in front of a generic condo in a generic condo complex–not exactly the Amityville Horror house. I kind of want to email the agent to ask about it, but I can’t think of anything to put in the body of the message except, “WTF?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And… that’s a wrap for this week. May your real estate be un-haunted and all your triangles merry and right.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What’s happening where you are?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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