{"id":3637,"date":"2022-03-18T08:45:40","date_gmt":"2022-03-18T15:45:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/?p=3637"},"modified":"2023-01-11T08:36:28","modified_gmt":"2023-01-11T15:36:28","slug":"joshua-tree-forest-writing-news-books-and-more-pandemic-memes-weekend-coffee-share-30","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/2022\/03\/18\/joshua-tree-forest-writing-news-books-and-more-pandemic-memes-weekend-coffee-share-30\/","title":{"rendered":"Joshua Tree Forest, writing news, books, and more pandemic memes (Weekend Coffee Share #30)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Last week I bored you with my trip to Vegas. This week I&#8217;m going to bore you with the drive home. Then we&#8217;ll talk books and time travel back to March 2020 for some more early pandemic memes. But first: welcome to the <a href=\"https:\/\/fresh.inlinkz.com\/party\/e3082916a6544a09886799f2a4da67e0\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Weekend Coffee Share<\/a>, hosted by <a href=\"https:\/\/natalietheexplorer.home.blog\/2022\/03\/18\/these-b-w-murals-revive-history\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Natalie the Explorer<\/a>, and the <a href=\"https:\/\/fresh.inlinkz.com\/party\/0e70d423c57b4958a423492ce46d835f\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">What&#8217;s on Your Bookshelf Challenge<\/a>, hosted by <a href=\"https:\/\/debs-world.com\/2022\/03\/18\/the-verdict-and-whats-on-my-bookshelf\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Deb<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.womenlivingwellafter50.com.au\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Sue<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/retirementreflections.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Donna<\/a>, and <a href=\"https:\/\/andanyways.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Jo<\/a>. Grab a drink, pull up a seat, and let&#8217;s get to it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Writing News<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>My short nonfiction piece about my mother&#8217;s last Christmas, &#8220;A Christmas Duet,&#8221; was published by <em>Harmony<\/em>, a literary magazine from the University of Arizona Medical Humanities Program. It&#8217;s published under my real name, so you&#8217;re all about to learn my not-so-secret identity. You can read it&#8211;and many other wonderful pieces&#8211;<a href=\"https:\/\/medicine.arizona.edu\/sites\/default\/files\/harmony_2022_online_version.pdf\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">here<\/a>. <\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I entered <em>Vanishing, Inc.<\/em>, my time travel romantic suspense, in the RWA Kiss of Death chapter&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rwakissofdeath.org\/kodcontest\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Daphne du Maurier Award for Excellence in Mystery\/Suspense Contest<\/a>. Winners are supposed to be notified in May. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Books<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Finished in the last month<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>I haven&#8217;t been reading as much as usual, so the list of what I&#8217;ve read since <a href=\"https:\/\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/2022\/02\/18\/books-laughs-and-more-weekend-coffee-share-26-whats-on-your-bookshelf-3\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">last month&#8217;s What&#8217;s on Your Bookshelf post<\/a> is embarrassingly short. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><em>The Menopause Manifesto: Own Your Health with Facts and Feminism<\/em> &#8211; Dr. Jennifer Gunter. If you&#8217;re someone who is, has been, or will be in menopause, read this book. The title accurately sums up the content: medically-accurate information grounded in the latest research findings, presented in a way that is positive and pro-woman. While you&#8217;re at it, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DrJenGunter\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">follow Dr. Gunter on Twitter<\/a>. She&#8217;s awesome.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><em>Murder-Go-Round: Thirteen at Dinner, The A.B.C. Murders, Funerals are Fatal<\/em> &#8211; Agatha Christie. This collection of 3 lesser-known Agatha Christie mysteries was fun but didn&#8217;t hold my interest as much as her work usually does. <\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><em>The Librarian Meets Dracula: An Erotic Tale<\/em> (The Librarian Series Book #1) &#8211; Eda Mueller. I don&#8217;t usually read erotica (nothing against it, just not my preference), but I stumbled across this short story and couldn&#8217;t resist. The premise of the story, and apparently the entire series, is that fictional characters materialize in a small-town library and bang the librarian. Clever idea&#8211;says the librarian \ud83d\ude09 &#8212; but the execution was&#8230; OK. I&#8217;ve read regular old romances that were more explicit, so if you like your sex on the tamer side, give it a try. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Currently reading<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><em>Leave Only Footprints: My Acadia-to-Zion Journey Through Every National Park<\/em> &#8211; Conor Knighton. When Knighton&#8217;s fianc\u00e9 dumps him before their wedding, he gives up his apartment in LA and commits to spending a year visiting every national park in the US. Part travelogue and part memoir, this book is entirely wonderful: funny, insightful, and beautifully written. And I&#8217;m learning all kinds of weird facts about US national parks that I didn&#8217;t know. Bonus!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><em>Anonymous Sex<\/em> &#8211; Hillary Jordan and Cheryl Lu-Lien Tan (editors). For someone who doesn&#8217;t usually read erotica, I&#8217;m reading a lot of erotica this month. I read a review of this book somewhere and was so intrigued by the premise, I bought it. It&#8217;s a collection of short stories from well-known literary authors but with a catch: the authors are listed alphabetically at the beginning of the book, but we aren&#8217;t told who wrote which story. The idea is that they can write more honestly about sex if they get to be anonymous. I&#8217;ve read the first few stories, and they&#8217;re a) literary, b) weird (kinda goes with literary in my experience) and c) fascinating. If you like the modern style of literary short stories&#8211;and you don&#8217;t mind sort-of-explicit sex&#8211;you&#8217;ll like this collection.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><em>Lamb<\/em> &#8211; Christopher Moore. People have been telling me for years I need to read <em>Lamb<\/em>. I finally listened. I&#8217;m about halfway through, and it&#8217;s hilarious. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Joshua Tree forest between Wickenburg and Wickieup, Arizona<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>As you&#8217;ll know from <a href=\"https:\/\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/2022\/03\/11\/vegas-baby-with-a-side-order-of-pandemic-memes-weekend-coffee-share-29\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">last week&#8217;s post<\/a>, we drove to Vegas for my birthday. I was expecting a long, boring slog through the desert. What I got was a long, interesting slog through the desert. Two deserts, in fact: the Sonoran, where I live, and the Mohave, where Vegas lives. I don&#8217;t know where the official dividing line is between the two deserts&#8211;and I&#8217;m too lazy to look it up&#8211;but there&#8217;s a transition zone north of Wickenburg that includes the iconic plants of both deserts: the saguaro (Sonoran) and the Joshua tree (Mojave). In fact, there&#8217;s an entire forest of Joshua trees! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2022-03-09-16.42.31-1.jpg?resize=539%2C671&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3573\" width=\"539\" height=\"671\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2022-03-09-16.42.31-1.jpg?w=432&amp;ssl=1 432w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2022-03-09-16.42.31-1.jpg?resize=241%2C300&amp;ssl=1 241w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 539px) 100vw, 539px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In case you were wondering, a Joshua tree isn&#8217;t actually a tree. It&#8217;s a U2 album.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It&#8217;s also a type of yucca. I know, I know, in the age of fake news, we drive on parkways and park on driveways, and yuccas are called trees, dogs and cats are living together, mass hysteria&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Ghostbusters Orig Movie scene-Old Testament type stuff...dogs &amp; cats living together, mass hysteria!\" width=\"960\" height=\"540\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/-sED4fzIV0k?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Oops, had a 1980s flashback there for a minute. Now, where was I? Oh, yeah, Joshua trees that aren&#8217;t trees but yuccas. <em>Yucca brevifolia<\/em> to be precise. According to the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nps.gov\/jotr\/learn\/nature\/jtrees.htm\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">National Park Service<\/a>, they&#8217;re a member of the agave family. No, I don&#8217;t know if anyone has tried to make tequila out of them, but probably. Humans will make booze out of anything.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Let&#8217;s look at some more of these weird not-trees:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"960\" height=\"593\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2022-03-09-04.26.50-cropped.jpg?resize=960%2C593&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3566\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2022-03-09-04.26.50-cropped.jpg?resize=1024%2C632&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2022-03-09-04.26.50-cropped.jpg?resize=300%2C185&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2022-03-09-04.26.50-cropped.jpg?resize=768%2C474&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2022-03-09-04.26.50-cropped.jpg?w=1469&amp;ssl=1 1469w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 960px) 100vw, 960px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"960\" height=\"720\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2022-03-09-16.27.45.jpg?resize=960%2C720&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3570\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2022-03-09-16.27.45.jpg?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2022-03-09-16.27.45.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2022-03-09-16.27.45.jpg?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2022-03-09-16.27.45.jpg?w=1210&amp;ssl=1 1210w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 960px) 100vw, 960px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Until this trip, I&#8217;d never seen a Joshua tree in bloom before. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2022-03-09-16.34.28.jpg?resize=500%2C667&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3572\" width=\"500\" height=\"667\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2022-03-09-16.34.28.jpg?resize=768%2C1025&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2022-03-09-16.34.28.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2022-03-09-16.34.28.jpg?w=907&amp;ssl=1 907w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><br><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2022-03-09-04.35.15.jpg?resize=493%2C739&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3567\" width=\"493\" height=\"739\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2022-03-09-04.35.15.jpg?resize=683%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 683w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2022-03-09-04.35.15.jpg?resize=200%2C300&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2022-03-09-04.35.15.jpg?resize=768%2C1152&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2022-03-09-04.35.15.jpg?resize=1024%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2022-03-09-04.35.15.jpg?w=1037&amp;ssl=1 1037w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 493px) 100vw, 493px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>That bud kind of looks like an artichoke, doesn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As you probably noticed from some of the pictures, this particular patch of desert also includes some cactuses. And me being me, I had to take pictures of them:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2022-03-09-04.37.46.jpg?resize=428%2C642&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3568\" width=\"428\" height=\"642\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2022-03-09-04.37.46.jpg?resize=683%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 683w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2022-03-09-04.37.46.jpg?resize=200%2C300&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2022-03-09-04.37.46.jpg?resize=768%2C1152&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2022-03-09-04.37.46.jpg?resize=1024%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2022-03-09-04.37.46.jpg?w=1037&amp;ssl=1 1037w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 428px) 100vw, 428px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I also had to take pictures of other weird plants in the area, like this one: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2022-03-09-04.39.14.jpg?resize=636%2C424&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3569\" width=\"636\" height=\"424\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2022-03-09-04.39.14.jpg?resize=1024%2C683&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2022-03-09-04.39.14.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2022-03-09-04.39.14.jpg?resize=768%2C512&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2022-03-09-04.39.14.jpg?resize=1536%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2022-03-09-04.39.14.jpg?w=1555&amp;ssl=1 1555w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 636px) 100vw, 636px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>And since I made a U2 reference, you know I have to throw in a video. Here&#8217;s the first track on Joshua Tree and my favorite U2 video. This appears to be a long version with some extra footage at the beginning. It&#8217;s also a great song. Crank it up! And check out all that 80s hair in the audience. And Bono looks so *young*. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"U2 - Where The Streets Have No Name (Official Music Video)\" width=\"960\" height=\"540\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/GzZWSrr5wFI?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">2020 Covid Memes, Episode 2: Toilet Paper<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Now that we&#8217;ve had our obligatory visit(s) to the 80s, let&#8217;s twiddle the dials on the Wayback Machine and set our destination for March 2020. COVID sucks, but it spawned some of the funniest memes I&#8217;ve ever seen. Last week we explored the quarantine variant. This week we&#8217;re going to revisit one of the weirdest parts of the early pandemic: the Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-25-22.50.13.jpg?resize=477%2C592&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3667\" width=\"477\" height=\"592\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-25-22.50.13.jpg?w=774&amp;ssl=1 774w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-25-22.50.13.jpg?resize=242%2C300&amp;ssl=1 242w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-25-22.50.13.jpg?resize=768%2C953&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 477px) 100vw, 477px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"450\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-18-14.54.30.jpg?resize=640%2C450&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3646\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-18-14.54.30.jpg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-18-14.54.30.jpg?resize=300%2C211&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"466\" height=\"472\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-18-14.59.05.jpg?resize=466%2C472&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3641\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-18-14.59.05.jpg?w=466&amp;ssl=1 466w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-18-14.59.05.jpg?resize=296%2C300&amp;ssl=1 296w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 466px) 100vw, 466px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-18-14.56.52.jpg?resize=372%2C365&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3642\" width=\"372\" height=\"365\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-18-14.56.52.jpg?w=509&amp;ssl=1 509w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-18-14.56.52.jpg?resize=300%2C294&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 372px) 100vw, 372px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-18-14.56.19.jpg?resize=385%2C683&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3647\" width=\"385\" height=\"683\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-18-14.56.19.jpg?w=541&amp;ssl=1 541w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-18-14.56.19.jpg?resize=169%2C300&amp;ssl=1 169w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 385px) 100vw, 385px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-18-19.20.30.jpg?resize=571%2C419&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3651\" width=\"571\" height=\"419\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-18-19.20.30.jpg?w=960&amp;ssl=1 960w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-18-19.20.30.jpg?resize=300%2C221&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-18-19.20.30.jpg?resize=768%2C565&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 571px) 100vw, 571px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"960\" height=\"535\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-29-18.00.18.jpg?resize=960%2C535&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3643\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-29-18.00.18.jpg?resize=1024%2C571&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-29-18.00.18.jpg?resize=300%2C167&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-29-18.00.18.jpg?resize=768%2C428&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-29-18.00.18.jpg?w=1080&amp;ssl=1 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 960px) 100vw, 960px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"720\" height=\"405\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-18-14.54.19.jpg?resize=720%2C405&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3645\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-18-14.54.19.jpg?w=720&amp;ssl=1 720w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-18-14.54.19.jpg?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Humans are weird.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And have interesting priorities:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-18-14.53.36.jpg?resize=503%2C729&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3644\" width=\"503\" height=\"729\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-18-14.53.36.jpg?w=662&amp;ssl=1 662w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-18-14.53.36.jpg?resize=207%2C300&amp;ssl=1 207w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 503px) 100vw, 503px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Some people got a little desperate:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-18-14.58.09.jpg?resize=518%2C422&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3649\" width=\"518\" height=\"422\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-18-14.58.09.jpg?w=828&amp;ssl=1 828w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-18-14.58.09.jpg?resize=300%2C245&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-18-14.58.09.jpg?resize=768%2C626&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 518px) 100vw, 518px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-18-14.58.04.jpg?resize=541%2C493&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3648\" width=\"541\" height=\"493\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-18-14.58.04.jpg?w=960&amp;ssl=1 960w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-18-14.58.04.jpg?resize=300%2C274&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-18-14.58.04.jpg?resize=768%2C701&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 541px) 100vw, 541px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-18-15.00.10.jpg?resize=541%2C426&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3650\" width=\"541\" height=\"426\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-18-15.00.10.jpg?w=914&amp;ssl=1 914w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-18-15.00.10.jpg?resize=300%2C236&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-18-15.00.10.jpg?resize=768%2C605&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 541px) 100vw, 541px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"385\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-29-18.22.51.jpg?resize=385%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3652\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-29-18.22.51.jpg?w=385&amp;ssl=1 385w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-29-18.22.51.jpg?resize=289%2C300&amp;ssl=1 289w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 385px) 100vw, 385px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"448\" height=\"310\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-04-01-21.14.37.jpg?resize=448%2C310&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3654\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-04-01-21.14.37.jpg?w=448&amp;ssl=1 448w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-04-01-21.14.37.jpg?resize=300%2C208&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 448px) 100vw, 448px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m not saying toilet paper was hard to find, but&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-18-23.01.34.jpg?resize=503%2C671&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3655\" width=\"503\" height=\"671\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-18-23.01.34.jpg?w=720&amp;ssl=1 720w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-18-23.01.34.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 503px) 100vw, 503px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"540\" height=\"447\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-04-01-21.08.42.jpg?resize=540%2C447&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3661\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-04-01-21.08.42.jpg?w=540&amp;ssl=1 540w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-04-01-21.08.42.jpg?resize=300%2C248&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-04-01-21.09.33.jpg?resize=540%2C634&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3662\" width=\"540\" height=\"634\" 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And we liked it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"717\" height=\"474\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-18-16.08.04.jpg?resize=717%2C474&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3656\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-18-16.08.04.jpg?w=717&amp;ssl=1 717w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-18-16.08.04.jpg?resize=300%2C198&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 717px) 100vw, 717px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-29-18.41.10.jpg?resize=523%2C366&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3665\" width=\"523\" height=\"366\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-29-18.41.10.jpg?w=720&amp;ssl=1 720w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/2020-03-29-18.41.10.jpg?resize=300%2C210&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 523px) 100vw, 523px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I toilet papered my friend&#8217;s car once. 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