{"id":4220,"date":"2022-05-13T07:26:25","date_gmt":"2022-05-13T14:26:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/?p=4220"},"modified":"2023-01-11T08:36:04","modified_gmt":"2023-01-11T15:36:04","slug":"if-it-werent-for-covid-id-have-no-news-at-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/2022\/05\/13\/if-it-werent-for-covid-id-have-no-news-at-all\/","title":{"rendered":"If it weren&#8217;t for COVID, I&#8217;d have no news at all"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Good morning and happy Friday! It&#8217;s been a mostly uneventful week here at Camp WTF. I&#8217;ve finally recovered from <a href=\"https:\/\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/2022\/05\/07\/new-orleans-and-spring-in-the-garden\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">my trip to New Orleans<\/a> and am gearing up for my annual spring staycation later this month. The main event this week was a notification that I&#8217;ve been exposed to COVID. Did you know <a href=\"https:\/\/www.macrumors.com\/how-to\/check-exposure-notifications-iphone\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">iPhones have a built-in feature for detecting COVID exposure<\/a>? Apparently it&#8217;s connected to some public health departments and uses Bluetooth to determine if you&#8217;ve been close to someone who has reported a positive COVID test. I had no idea till I got a message on my phone from the Nevada Health Department informing me I&#8217;d been exposed. That was soon followed by an email from the folks who organized the conference I attended in New Orleans, informing me that some attendees had reported testing positive after the conference. I felt horrible for about a day after I got back (headache, fatigue, body aches&#8211;basically how I feel after a COVID shot), but I tested negative. I tested again a couple of days later and was still negative, and I feel fine, so&#8230; bullet dodged, apparently. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pretty sad when one&#8217;s excitement for the week is exposure to a potentially deadly disease. I really need to get a life. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I don&#8217;t have any other news to share&#8211;no travel or garden pics either&#8211;but I do have a wonderful video and the usual batch of meme-y hilarity. But before we get to that: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Welcome to the <a href=\"https:\/\/fresh.inlinkz.com\/party\/8db479b848674207ad67785046ca76da\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Weekend Coffee Share<\/a>, hosted by <a href=\"https:\/\/natalietheexplorer.home.blog\/2022\/05\/13\/sakuras-and-fleurs-de-villes-2022\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Natalie the Explorer<\/a>! Unlike me, she has some gorgeous pictures on her blog this week, so go check &#8217;em out. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Video of the week<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>A co-worker shared this video as a reminder that no matter how much it seems like the world is on fire (in some places, literally), there is always hope. This one requires a Blurry Screen Warning&#8211;but it&#8217;s worth it. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Love Will Find A Way - Joselyn &amp; Michael Franti\" width=\"960\" height=\"540\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/rpPbRmFIxws?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Memes, Baby!<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Yet again the Meme Theme this week is Random Crap I Found While Not Being Productive. Here we go: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This one popped up in my Facebook memories from a few years ago: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-12-15.59.29.jpg?resize=521%2C408&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4223\" width=\"521\" height=\"408\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-12-15.59.29.jpg?w=960&amp;ssl=1 960w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-12-15.59.29.jpg?resize=300%2C236&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-12-15.59.29.jpg?resize=768%2C603&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 521px) 100vw, 521px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>My printer is possessed. It makes random territorial printer noises when I&#8217;m sitting next to it and minding my own business, like it needs to remind me of its power over me. Or maybe it&#8217;s just feeding time, because the damn thing slurps up ink like a vampire at a blood bank, even when I&#8217;m not using it. I tried to print some travel documents before my trip to NOLA last week, and all four ink cartridges were empty. Seriously. And I hadn&#8217;t printed anything in at least a couple of weeks. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Speaking of NOLA and supernatural creatures: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"455\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-11-05.58.03.jpg?resize=455%2C1024&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-11-05.58.03.jpg?resize=455%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 455w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-11-05.58.03.jpg?resize=133%2C300&amp;ssl=1 133w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-11-05.58.03.jpg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 455px) 100vw, 455px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Seems like the solution here is to have ghost taxis. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>On a completely different note: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-11-05.55.39.jpg?resize=463%2C458&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4226\" width=\"463\" height=\"458\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-11-05.55.39.jpg?resize=1024%2C1015&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-11-05.55.39.jpg?resize=300%2C297&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-11-05.55.39.jpg?resize=768%2C761&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-11-05.55.39.jpg?w=1080&amp;ssl=1 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 463px) 100vw, 463px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Yes, yes I am. And if you&#8217;ve read my blog at all, you probably don&#8217;t need convincing, but if you do, this should do it:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-11-05.55.49.jpg?resize=474%2C523&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4232\" width=\"474\" height=\"523\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-11-05.55.49.jpg?w=720&amp;ssl=1 720w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-11-05.55.49.jpg?resize=272%2C300&amp;ssl=1 272w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 474px) 100vw, 474px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Or this:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-08-20.42.31.jpg?resize=428%2C423&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4227\" width=\"428\" height=\"423\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-08-20.42.31.jpg?w=526&amp;ssl=1 526w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-08-20.42.31.jpg?resize=300%2C297&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 428px) 100vw, 428px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Reason #1582 why I&#8217;m glad I&#8217;m old and married and therefore out of the dating pool. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Speaking of being old: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-11-05.54.50.jpg?resize=424%2C424&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4228\" width=\"424\" height=\"424\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-11-05.54.50.jpg?w=1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-11-05.54.50.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-11-05.54.50.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-11-05.54.50.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 424px) 100vw, 424px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Yep. And a weekend with no plans is the perfect weekend. 55-year-old me would be such a disappointment to 16-year-old me. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-11-05.47.37.jpg?resize=431%2C431&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4230\" width=\"431\" height=\"431\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-11-05.47.37.jpg?resize=1024%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-11-05.47.37.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-11-05.47.37.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-11-05.47.37.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-11-05.47.37.jpg?w=1080&amp;ssl=1 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 431px) 100vw, 431px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Honestly, I was more likely to fall asleep in a chair when I was younger. Now I can&#8217;t get comfortable enough. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-11-05.50.14.jpg?resize=504%2C533&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4229\" width=\"504\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-11-05.50.14.jpg?w=720&amp;ssl=1 720w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-11-05.50.14.jpg?resize=283%2C300&amp;ssl=1 283w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 504px) 100vw, 504px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Oh, you sweet little whippersnapper. I&#8217;m <em>get up and slap the black and white TV to fix the volume<\/em> years old. <em>Damn it, I can&#8217;t watch Gilligan&#8217;s Island because the president is on <\/em>years old. <em>Dial a number to hear the correct time because I forgot to wind my watch<\/em> years old. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>OK, OK, I&#8217;ll stop. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Back to dating: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-12-21.17.57.jpg?resize=508%2C764&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4231\" width=\"508\" height=\"764\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-12-21.17.57.jpg?w=638&amp;ssl=1 638w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-12-21.17.57.jpg?resize=199%2C300&amp;ssl=1 199w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 508px) 100vw, 508px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ve seen forests less shady than you,&#8221; is now going to become part of my verbal repertoire. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I may also adopt a new unit of measurement:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"750\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-11-05.50.41.jpg?resize=600%2C750&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4233\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-11-05.50.41.jpg?w=600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-11-05.50.41.jpg?resize=240%2C300&amp;ssl=1 240w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-11-05.50.26.jpg?resize=512%2C540&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4234\" width=\"512\" height=\"540\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-11-05.50.26.jpg?w=960&amp;ssl=1 960w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-11-05.50.26.jpg?resize=284%2C300&amp;ssl=1 284w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-11-05.50.26.jpg?resize=768%2C810&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Now I feel like an ironing board. Or this: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-11-05.46.40.jpg?resize=453%2C449&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4235\" width=\"453\" height=\"449\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-11-05.46.40.jpg?w=749&amp;ssl=1 749w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-11-05.46.40.jpg?resize=300%2C298&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-11-05.46.40.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 453px) 100vw, 453px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>On the home front:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-08-06.27.15.jpg?resize=587%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4236\" width=\"587\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-08-06.27.15.jpg?w=704&amp;ssl=1 704w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-08-06.27.15.jpg?resize=300%2C205&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 587px) 100vw, 587px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>We have a guest coming on Monday, so I&#8217;ll spend the weekend hiding the museum pieces and scrubbing their surroundings.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I could totally imagine my husband doing this one: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-08-06.30.49.jpg?resize=564%2C689&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4237\" width=\"564\" height=\"689\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-08-06.30.49.jpg?w=664&amp;ssl=1 664w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-08-06.30.49.jpg?resize=246%2C300&amp;ssl=1 246w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 564px) 100vw, 564px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>My husband and I both have foul mouths, and I&#8217;m sure it was hilarious to watch us both try not to cuss around our son when he was little. We did a lot of this: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>[bangs toe on coffee table leg]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>FU.. Fudge! Fud-fud-fuddity-fudge! Mother fudging fudgecake!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m surprised our son didn&#8217;t develop a weird association between pain and chocolate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And finally, in honor of the triple-digit heat that will start tomorrow and last till October: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"280\" height=\"324\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-12-15.59.43.jpg?resize=280%2C324&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4238\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-12-15.59.43.jpg?w=280&amp;ssl=1 280w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2022-05-12-15.59.43.jpg?resize=259%2C300&amp;ssl=1 259w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 280px) 100vw, 280px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Have a great week, everyone! What&#8217;s happening in your world? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good morning and happy Friday! It&#8217;s been a mostly uneventful week here at Camp WTF. I&#8217;ve finally recovered from my trip to New Orleans and am gearing up for my annual spring staycation later this month. The main event this week was a notification that I&#8217;ve been exposed to COVID. Did you know iPhones have a built-in feature for detecting COVID exposure? Apparently it&#8217;s connected to some public health departments and uses Bluetooth to determine if you&#8217;ve been close to someone who has reported a positive COVID test. I had no idea till I got a message on my phone from the Nevada Health Department informing me I&#8217;d been exposed. That was soon followed by an email from the folks who organized the conference I attended in New Orleans, informing me that some attendees had reported testing positive after the conference. 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