{"id":5783,"date":"2022-09-06T12:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-09-06T19:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/?p=5783"},"modified":"2022-12-30T18:58:40","modified_gmt":"2022-12-31T01:58:40","slug":"literary-genres-that-are-not-for-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/2022\/09\/06\/literary-genres-that-are-not-for-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Literary genres that are not for me"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"alignleft size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"207\" height=\"204\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/insecure-writers-support-group-badge.jpg?resize=207%2C204&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Insecure Writer's Support Group badge\" class=\"wp-image-751\"\/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>One of my author bios reads something like, &#8220;Janet writes everything from romance to horror, because genres are suggestions, right?&#8221; In my rather brief writing &#8220;career,&#8221; I&#8217;ve written: romantic suspense with time travel (see what I mean about genres being suggestions?), <a href=\"https:\/\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/2021\/09\/04\/snippet-from-collateral-damage-wewriwa-1\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">a post-apocalyptic short story<\/a> (<a href=\"https:\/\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/subscribe-to-janet-alcorns-newsletter\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">subscribe to my newsletter<\/a> for a free copy), romance, and suspense\/mystery\/thriller&#8211;and even a few poems and personal essays. So when I saw this month&#8217;s IWSG question, <strong>What genre would be the worst one for you to tackle and why?<\/strong>, I had to pause and think: Is there anything I absolutely wouldn&#8217;t write? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yeah, there is. But before we get to that:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Happy IWSG day! I participate in the monthly IWSG (a\/k\/a Insecure Writers Support Group)&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.insecurewriterssupportgroup.com\/p\/iwsg-sign-up.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Blog Hop<\/a>, which happens on the first Wednesday of each month. We offer words of encouragement to our fellow writers and share our doubts, fears, struggles, and triumphs.&nbsp;Thanks so much to our wonderful co-hosts this month:&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/kimlajevardi.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Kim Lajevardi,<\/a>&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/cathrinaconstantine.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Cathrina Constantine,<\/a>&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.literaryrambles.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Natalie Aguirre,<\/a>&nbsp;<\/strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.insecurewriterssupportgroup.com\/p\/olgagodim.wordpress.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><strong>Olga Godim,<\/strong><\/a><strong>&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.writer-in-transit.co.za\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Michelle Wallace,<\/a>&nbsp;<\/strong>and&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/selkiegrey4.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><strong>Louise &#8211; Fundy Blue<\/strong>!<\/a> Stop by their blogs and leave them some comment love.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>OK, back to genres I wouldn&#8217;t write&#8211;or would struggle to write:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Erotica. I&#8217;m not a prude, but I&#8217;m not that interested in telling (or reading) stories where the primary focus is sex. And writing sex scenes is really hard (heh heh, see what I did there?), so I really don&#8217;t want to do it all the time. See <a href=\"https:\/\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/2021\/01\/06\/7-reasons-why-i-will-hate-your-book\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">7 Reasons Why I Will Hate Your Book<\/a> for more of my commentary about sex scenes.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Body horror, splatterpunk, and other stories with over-the-top violence and on-the-page cruelty. I love me a good horror story&#8211;Stephen King is one of my literary idols, and 80s slasher flicks were date movies for Long-Suffering Husband and me (because nothing epitomizes young love quite like watching Jason hack up teenagers). But I have my limits. I recently read a short story about a guy who found a magic Santa suit that turned him into a cannibal, and then he ate his own son. Nope. Nope, nope, nopity nope. Not for me.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"946\" height=\"532\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/gonna-need-a-bigger-nope.jpg?resize=946%2C532&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5396\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/gonna-need-a-bigger-nope.jpg?w=946&amp;ssl=1 946w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/gonna-need-a-bigger-nope.jpg?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/gonna-need-a-bigger-nope.jpg?resize=768%2C432&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 946px) 100vw, 946px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Most sci-fi. I was going to list a few specific subgenres like I did for horror, but then I hopped over to Wikipedia and discovered just how many subgenres exist in sci-fi. Damn. So I&#8217;ll paint with a broad brush and say that in general, I&#8217;d struggle to write in most subgenres of sci-fi, because I&#8217;m not that interested in hardcore world-building. I did write that post-apocalyptic story, and I&#8217;m thinking about writing a novel set in the same world, but that feels different. It will involve some world-building and (primitive) technology, but not anything like creating an entirely new civilization in another galaxy.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Fantasy. Same issue&#8211;too much world-building. And it&#8217;s not my favorite genre to read, either. I might consider writing a fairy tale, but otherwise, nah. <\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Legal thrillers. I love them, but I don&#8217;t know enough about the law to pull one off. <\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Literary fiction. I need a plot and suspense and conflict and high stakes to keep me engaged. And maybe a serial killer or two to keep things interesting. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;ve probably overlooked a few, but those are the ones that seem like major nopes for me. And if I&#8217;ve listed your favorite genre up there: no judgment intended. If you enjoy heartwarming holiday stories about cannibalistic parents, I&#8217;m not judging you. I may decline your dinner invitation, but I&#8217;m not judging you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After that, we need a palate-cleanser (heh heh, see what I did there?). So it&#8217;s time for:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Writing Memes!<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">How my work in progress is going<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/2022-07-26-14.56.23.jpg?resize=477%2C232&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5791\" width=\"477\" height=\"232\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/2022-07-26-14.56.23.jpg?w=945&amp;ssl=1 945w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/2022-07-26-14.56.23.jpg?resize=300%2C146&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/2022-07-26-14.56.23.jpg?resize=768%2C375&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 477px) 100vw, 477px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Never has a meme been so accurate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This one&#8217;s pretty spot on too:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/2022-08-18-12.47.37.jpg?resize=565%2C801&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5787\" width=\"565\" height=\"801\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/2022-08-18-12.47.37.jpg?w=720&amp;ssl=1 720w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/2022-08-18-12.47.37.jpg?resize=212%2C300&amp;ssl=1 212w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 565px) 100vw, 565px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">The wonderful weirdness of writers<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/2022-08-15-18.15.59.jpg?resize=464%2C561&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5788\" width=\"464\" height=\"561\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/2022-08-15-18.15.59.jpg?resize=846%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 846w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/2022-08-15-18.15.59.jpg?resize=248%2C300&amp;ssl=1 248w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/2022-08-15-18.15.59.jpg?resize=768%2C929&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/2022-08-15-18.15.59.jpg?w=1080&amp;ssl=1 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 464px) 100vw, 464px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Long-Suffering Husband went through a phase of asking me every. damn. night. how my writing was going. (I really want to make a joke here about there being better ways to make me moan, but since I don&#8217;t write erotica, I&#8217;ll skip it.) He&#8217;s finally scaled it back to every third night or so. I mean, the man only has so much energy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/2022-07-30-20.06.30.jpg?resize=480%2C372&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5790\" width=\"480\" height=\"372\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/2022-07-30-20.06.30.jpg?w=864&amp;ssl=1 864w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/2022-07-30-20.06.30.jpg?resize=300%2C233&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/2022-07-30-20.06.30.jpg?resize=768%2C596&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I should have become a writer in high school, when I needed a Get Out of Life Weird card even more than I do now. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/2022-08-09-19.04.25.jpg?resize=469%2C566&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5789\" width=\"469\" height=\"566\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/2022-08-09-19.04.25.jpg?resize=848%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 848w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/2022-08-09-19.04.25.jpg?resize=249%2C300&amp;ssl=1 249w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/2022-08-09-19.04.25.jpg?resize=768%2C927&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/2022-08-09-19.04.25.jpg?w=1242&amp;ssl=1 1242w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 469px) 100vw, 469px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Can you just imagine the conversations the dude who wrote that cannibal Christmas story has had with this family? Also pretty sure I don&#8217;t want to see his browser history. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Speaking of:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/2022-07-06-09.55.59.jpg?resize=534%2C534&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5793\" width=\"534\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/2022-07-06-09.55.59.jpg?resize=1024%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/2022-07-06-09.55.59.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/2022-07-06-09.55.59.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/2022-07-06-09.55.59.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/2022-07-06-09.55.59.jpg?w=1080&amp;ssl=1 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 534px) 100vw, 534px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I have literally left my browser open to stab wound references. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>On the other hand:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/2022-06-06-21.21.19.jpg?resize=525%2C559&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5794\" width=\"525\" height=\"559\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/2022-06-06-21.21.19.jpg?w=902&amp;ssl=1 902w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/2022-06-06-21.21.19.jpg?resize=282%2C300&amp;ssl=1 282w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/2022-06-06-21.21.19.jpg?resize=768%2C817&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>And finally, we&#8217;ll end on a palate-sweetening note, just in case you&#8217;re still thinking about that cannibal story: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"523\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/2022-07-20-08.24.19.jpg?resize=523%2C640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5792\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/2022-07-20-08.24.19.jpg?w=523&amp;ssl=1 523w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/janetalcorn.com\/staging\/1364\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/2022-07-20-08.24.19.jpg?resize=245%2C300&amp;ssl=1 245w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 523px) 100vw, 523px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>How about you? Which genres are nopes for you (as a reader or a writer)? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of my author bios reads something like, &#8220;Janet writes everything from romance to horror, because genres are suggestions, right?&#8221; In my rather brief writing &#8220;career,&#8221; I&#8217;ve written: romantic suspense with time travel (see what I mean about genres being suggestions?), a post-apocalyptic short story (subscribe to my newsletter for a free copy), romance, and suspense\/mystery\/thriller&#8211;and even a few poems and personal essays. So when I saw this month&#8217;s IWSG question, What genre would be the worst one for you to tackle and why?, I had to pause and think: Is there anything I absolutely wouldn&#8217;t write? Yeah, there is. But before we get to that: Happy IWSG day! I participate in the monthly IWSG (a\/k\/a Insecure Writers Support Group)&nbsp;Blog Hop, which happens on the first Wednesday of each month. We offer words of encouragement to our fellow writers and share our doubts, fears, struggles, and triumphs.&nbsp;Thanks so much to our wonderful co-hosts this month:&nbsp;Kim Lajevardi,&nbsp;Cathrina Constantine,&nbsp;Natalie Aguirre,&nbsp;Olga Godim,&nbsp;Michelle Wallace,&nbsp;and&nbsp;Louise &#8211; Fundy Blue! Stop by their blogs and leave them some comment love. 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