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This post is part of the Stream of Consciousness Saturday blog hop. Linda Hill posts a prompt every Friday; see https:\/\/lindaghill.com\/2020\/06\/26\/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-june-27-2020\/<\/a>. This week\u2019s prompt is, \u201ccoffee, tea, or me.\u201d Find a flirty phrase of your own or use \u201ccoffee, tea, or me\u201d in your post. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I’ve been lucky to not be on the receiving end of too many skeezy pickup lines, but one sticks out in my mind. Back in the early 1990s, my husband and I were living in northern Georgia, where we’d moved for my first job after I graduated from library school. He’d always dreamed of being a professional wrestler (hey, who am I to judge someone else’s dream?), and he found a local wrestling outfit that would train him and give him a shot. And so his wrestling career was born. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

An aside: his first character was called the Seattle Storm. He wore a mask and spandex shorts with a storm cloud on the butt. His theme song was, “Smells Like Team Spirit” (we’d moved there from Seattle), and his shtick was to antagonize the local good ol’ boys like the invading Yankee he was. They hated him. It was hilarious. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Later, he became a good guy (a babyface for you wrestling aficionados) called Adrian Champagne, complete with sequins, rainbow feathers, and a mullet worthy of Billy Ray Cyrus (Miley’s dad for you young ‘uns).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anyway, back to the pickup line theme. Every now and then, they’d have someone from a larger wrestling outfit wrestle there. Naturally they’d promote the event as though Hulk Hogan himself was descending upon Rossville, Georgia, for the evening. And some of the fans would act like the guy was a big star. Well, one night, I stepped outside between matches for some fresh air (summer… Georgia… small, stuffy building filled with screaming wrestling fans…), and the “big star” was out there too. We exchanged hellos, and start a conversation. And that’s when it happened, when I became the target of the worst pickup line I’ve ever heard:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Skeezy wrestler who shall not be named: Are you here with anyone? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Me: Yeah. Adrian Champagne is my husband [side note: that is not a sentence I ever imagined myself uttering]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Skeezy wrestler who shall not be named: If you ever get divorced, call me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And there it is, folks, the story of the time a professional wrestler hit me with the ickiest pickup line I’ve ever received. “If you ever get divorced, call me.” Still makes my skin twitch. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

p.s. to the skeezy wrestler who shall not be named: I’m still not divorced. Get lost. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This post is part of the Stream of Consciousness Saturday blog hop. Linda Hill posts a prompt every Friday; see https:\/\/lindaghill.com\/2020\/06\/26\/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-june-27-2020\/. This week\u2019s prompt is, \u201ccoffee, tea, or me.\u201d Find a flirty phrase of your own or use \u201ccoffee, tea, or me\u201d in your post. I’ve been lucky to not be on the receiving end of too many skeezy pickup lines, but one sticks out in my mind. Back in the early 1990s, my husband and I were living in northern Georgia, where we’d moved for my first job after I graduated from library school. He’d always dreamed of being a professional wrestler (hey, who am I to judge someone else’s dream?), and he found a local wrestling outfit that would train him and give him a shot. And so his wrestling career was born. An aside: his first character was called the Seattle Storm. He wore a mask and spandex shorts with a storm cloud on the butt. 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